my kick ass mother fucking life

one good looking fuck shack

ok yes its been a few days, but im busy

motivation?

This shirt can do it all, that's right bitches AK-47!

This week has been a bit of a fucker, the weather has been good but really windy. I'm probably just a wuss but when its windy I have a hard time wanting to try hard.  I'm down to only a week and a half to finish my project list for AZ. The list consists of 5 problems from V9 toV11. The first problem I'll tell you about is one I'm not sure why its on my list ? It is call Green mile direct V9/10 sandy, holds have broke and more will, i guess its on the list because it almost went down the first day i tried it. Then there is "The beast from the east" V9/10 it is 70* in flagstaff and even hotter in Sadona and yep its in Sadona ill have to get up early or stay up late to get this one. The problem I'm most excited about is called "Dian's bulge V10" it starts under a roof then climbs out a 30* wall. the first 6 moves are the biz the next 6 or 7 moves are not to bad and tops out around 25 ft. carnivore directV9 i put on the list today it just really big moves in a roof on OK holds. And last is Lolita V11 the holds feel ok but i have fucking bad foot beta it might not go... 

last falls pic.   Beast from the east

Me and Lolita having a spat.

two moves in on Dian's bulge

In one of the best places anywhere!

The man, The myth, The proj

Davin with another FA to add to the list of thousands



Tank tops the only shirts that fit over shoulders that big!



Oh sweet jesus i've seen the light.

some peoples lives will never be the same

first day, sunny, good people, Fuck a flapper

Thank you for the video Jason "The mother fucking man" Anderson.

Newcastle sandstone

 Last week I made a promise to check out a huge boulder perched up on a hill side, so Saturday morning I did. After about twenty minutes of driving I was under the boulder, still on the road its looking like its on private land and if its not, there will be a couple hundred yards of private to cross with the house right there. The detour was not a complete waste as I drove back to the highway I looked up a gully and saw this.

on the left side of the wall was the only good rock,the rest is really fucking soft

the next 4 pictures look like they have been traced with chalk. I thought they looked cool ,call me a bitch

I translated this, its a story of how 4 men were having coffee  and A FIGHT RANG OUT it was two against two. one group had tridents (or pitch forks if you have no imagination) the others had none. one got his head stabbed off  the other guy got stabbed in the genitals but did not spill his coffee. THE END

WHO'S GOT THE BRUSHES BITCHES!??!

TEN THAT'S RIGHT!

A year ago or so they (walmart) switched the best cleaning brush for a crappier version, so crappy that if you clean one problem the bristles get so F-up you will just toss it. but these ones are sweet and only get better with age, they used to be blue and white but these are the new kind. This will mean dick to people who think F.A.s are hard to come by, but I think this is useful to the few who know. The only way to find them now is to order. When you call they will tell you to go to certain stores first and you should because shipping is pretty steep.

FIVE TEN ANASAZI ARROWHEAD

The start of the peel

some dude on The beast from the east,v9/10

this move and the match are the bizz

yes yes yes! I might have a shoe fetish? So good news first I really like the Arrowheads with two days on real rock they feel  like they could be my go-to shoe. I do have one small concern that the uppers might be a little on the tender side, for example first test run involved a toe hook and it peeled the rand rubber off of the upper. This just might of been a fluke but I got home and glued them and BAM good to go. I'll keep you updated on how they are holding up.

when cracks were the only kind of climbing

 Pablo taking his chances on "one in three chances of getting you dick riped off"

 some hot ckick on "hand banana"

J-money mother F-in Anderslammer working his moves on Mr. wongberger